I am a pathetic sack of shit. A negative test at 13 dpo, plus slight cramping, indicates a period is nigh.
I know my only real "symptom" - sore heavy breasts- is from the progesterone supps. The incredible thirst, which was a symptom when I was pregnant for realsies, is probably just from all the unhealthy food and dehydration experienced while in Indiana.
So why am I hoping that all evidence is wrong and I am pregnant?
Because I am a pathetic sack of shit.